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Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently subconscious has a fetish fir old Austrian bodybuilders. mega FML

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On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What r u thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and boyfriend were fooling around on bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)



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