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About flawedgenius : Been there, done that (but not as stupid as some of you here) and have a t-shirt as a result of what happened.

To laugh at peoples misfortunes is not nice, but sometimes that's all you can do. I'm just not on the ball all the time and have done some stupid things, brave enough to admit my mistakes. Not as tragic -and tragically funny- as some of the entries here, or my friends. .

My maxim nowadays is "if only I knew then what I know now" because to encounter is to learn, but to be told in advance how to avoid is a heck of a lot easier.

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Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (53681) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

#13551763
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7525) - you deserved it (35743)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

#13118537
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14561) - you deserved it (39643)

On 09/19/2010 at 8:07pm - misc - by whitefox123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31065) - you deserved it (28079)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24668) - you deserved it (8973)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by undoable - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45691) - you deserved it (14564)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23713) - you deserved it (10031)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss' office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

#7671025
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (4350)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:33am - work - by boredatwork (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49933) - you deserved it (7889)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (3157)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (26172)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)



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