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flappycheeks
  • Town/Country : Miami, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 63
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53240) - you deserved it (5066)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by countryblumpkin (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36134) - you deserved it (11077)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States



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