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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9543
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About flames123x : If you want to get in touch my myspace is myspace.com/soviet_mafia if you add me or just send a message make sure you say your from FML.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (253109) - you deserved it (59801)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
953 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72949) - you deserved it (421591)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231355) - you deserved it (81131)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11044) - you deserved it (21274)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)



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