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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About flamerocker : Well there isn't really much to say about me. I mean I'm not the most interesting person in the world but I guess since either you have nothing to do or one of my comments made you interested in seeing my profile, then by all means, enjoy yourself! You probably arent going to find anything special though. :]

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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24616) - you deserved it (2969)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML


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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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