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About flamedragon2525 : Meow. Meow meow. Done with this shit. Hi.

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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (3358)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19442) - you deserved it (57523)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40121) - you deserved it (5892)

On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48182) - you deserved it (6250)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML


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