Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

flamedragon2525

Offline (the 10/09/2014 at 2:38pm) | Search for a member

flamedragon2525

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About flamedragon2525 : Meow. Meow meow. Done with this shit. Hi.

flamedragon2525's page activity

Visits<b>Mynamewontfi</b> - the 06/07/2014 at 12:44pm<b>Ghost_Kaulitz</b> - the 05/14/2014 at 6:34pm<b>Kkkdawg</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 5:03am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 4:28am<b>gracehi</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 4:05pm<b>Aspireworks</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 3:20pm<b>fmlwtfmate</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 2:54pm<b>Shan2510</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 2:40am<b>yerawizardlizzy</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 11:42pm

flamedragon2525's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of flamedragon2525's badges

flamedragon2525's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

#21073274
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37853) - you deserved it (5608)

On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

#21057323
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45078) - you deserved it (5883)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

#20110308
153 comments


FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: