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About flamedragon2525 : Meow. Meow meow. Done with this shit. Hi.
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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Friday 26 September 2014