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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (5086)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33449) - you deserved it (5709)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2749)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8922) - you deserved it (44786)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40448) - you deserved it (2923)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38900) - you deserved it (10024)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38244) - you deserved it (3143)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38244) - you deserved it (3143)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20536) - you deserved it (44528)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (2716)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

#17834355
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (2716)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:57pm - work - by Chan - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29114) - you deserved it (5133)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52859) - you deserved it (2664)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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