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Today, I was walking down the street and I passed two guys. As I went by, I heard one of guys whisper "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16508) - you deserved it (2232)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I'm being sued by the man whose life I practically saved a month ago. He says the way I pulled him out of the car he was trapped in has left him with permanent back problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (1978)

On 09/15/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Dioxin01 - Canada (Quebec)

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Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (74116) - you deserved it (7229)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068 (348)

I agree, your life sucks (12500) - you deserved it (49189)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390 (386)

I agree, your life sucks (10478) - you deserved it (38976)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

#9186653 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (2319)

On 03/18/2010 at 12:48pm - love - by YouAREthefather (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (10893) - you deserved it (47452)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (4219)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30845) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

#8892224 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (18362) - you deserved it (1920)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

#8818835 (124)

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On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

#8541185 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (16530) - you deserved it (1942)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:44am - health - by Username - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

#8433301 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (14765) - you deserved it (2432)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

#8300891 (333)

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was fired. Why? Because I called in sick on my daughter's birthday, even though you cannot "abandon work for personal affairs". My boss's favorite employee got to skip work on his wife's birthday two weeks ago. He still works here. FML

#8219030 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (13781) - you deserved it (4335)

On 02/13/2010 at 7:29pm - work - by firedofbirthday - Sent from mobile version