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Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at Ihop. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Pancakegirl - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by Longhorn2011 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)
Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States
Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML
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On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Ile-de-France)
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