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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 February 1989 (25 years)
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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67750) - you deserved it (6474)

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