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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 February 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate ow e's different from oter guys. I only told im tat sowering once a mont was not normal. FML

#8967212
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (4147)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:12am - love - by dumped - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We r expecting our little boy in two months. FML

#8948216
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (2984)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Teeny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a 95 on mah term project. To congratulate me, mah boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (6086)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today... after finalizing my divorce... I decidd to go out with a guy I had been ogling 4 months... after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar... I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment... his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23368) - you deserved it (7556)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today a friend of mine sent me a message saying ( Man I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything . ) real FML

#8654882
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

TODAY I FOUND OUT ALL TE MONEY DAD AS BEEN SAVING IN TE BANK FOR ME SINCE BIRT AS ALL BEEN SPENT BY MOTERO I AVEN'T SEEN OR TALKED TO IN ABOUT TWO YEARS. FML

#8654790
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (1577)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:04am - money - by Julia - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS DRIVING WITH MY MOM. SHE HAD SOME SODA WITH HER FROM EARLIER, AN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROBABLY WARM, I WAS THIRSTY. I ASK 4 A SIP, SHE HANDS IT TO ME AN SAYS SURE. AND I GET A MOUTHFUL OF ASH-AND-CIGARETTE-BUTT-FILLD SODA. APPARENTLY SHE DIDN'T FEEL THE NED TO MENTION THIS TO ME. FML

#8637899
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (3187)

On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today my grlfriend broke up with me cuz I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out cuz I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

#8624928
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22400) - you deserved it (19226)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:26pm - love - by pickit (man) - United States (Texas)

2day a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat grl" . Ummm.. . thanks? FML

#8623165
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26122) - you deserved it (3985)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checkd inside like I'm supposd to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughd nervously then hit me in the head looool with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

#7215986
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (3988)

On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I introducd my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along . Apparently they get along better than I expectd; she dumpd me fir the other girl . FML

#6589221
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35953) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I faintd 4 the first time in life. I was in the shower. With girlfriend. Apparently, brain an erection had a battle 4 who got the most blood, an erection won. FML

#6583595
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22295) - you deserved it (3171)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

TODAY, AFTER FEELING FAT AND UGLY AND A BIT DEPRESSD, I LOGGD ON TO FACEBOOK TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND HAD POSTD "I HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD!" I 'LIKD' IT AND COMMENTD "AWW THANK U BABY!" I LOGGD IN LATER TO SEE THAT HE COMMENTD BACK SAYING "I DIDN'T MEAN YOU." FML

#6053348
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38597) - you deserved it (4647)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:27am - love - by deserved (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was mah dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50922) - you deserved it (4001)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53300) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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