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Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75400) - you deserved it (6085)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53205) - you deserved it (23682)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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