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Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML


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On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a student to the dean for trying to smoke pot in my class. His mother called to complain that I publicly humiliated her son. FML

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML


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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply: "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML


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On 02/18/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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