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fishertruck
  • Town/Country : Corrupted States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back and lying about where he was was out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
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I agree, your life sucks (24389) - you deserved it (2007)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

#13038261
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25313) - you deserved it (1743)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31744) - you deserved it (10672)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31744) - you deserved it (10672)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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