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Today , wile in bed wit my game obsessed girlfriend , se told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

2day my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I steppd on the MacBook Air I purchasd 4 days ago . The screen snappd in two, an I didn't buy insurance because I promisd myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent . fat FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took mah grlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to looool eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will u marry me?" on it an give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, mah sock caught mah chain and I flipped over mah bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I found out that my parent can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say an do on my computer . FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

MY DOG FOUND MA MARIJUANA PIPE AND TE BAG IT WAS IN AND BROUGT IT TO MA PARENTS. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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