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Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 7:08am - kids - by fallsdownplenty45 (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

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79 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)



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