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firestar772
  • Town/Country : Fresno, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 17
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About firestar772 : I spend several hours each night moderating, reading, and laughing at various anecdotes. It is an essential part of my day, as well as bike racing, radio control racing, and minecraft.

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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

#20577290
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46228) - you deserved it (3238)

On 04/06/2013 at 10:15am - intimacy - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (2684)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15137) - you deserved it (1980)

On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)



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