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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1907
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51848) - you deserved it (6474)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10689) - you deserved it (78317)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70808) - you deserved it (13526)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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