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fireman336
  • Town/Country : oklahoma, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fireman336 : FireFighter/Paramedic. Loving Life! 19 years young!

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43824) - you deserved it (7002)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21994) - you deserved it (1727)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)



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