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About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.
Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD THE BEST CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON THE MENU,HICH WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". THE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. THE WORDS THAT CUMMD OUT OF MAH MOUTH WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML
Today, I jokingly askad my husband if ha had avar chaatad on ma. In tha most sincara and honast tona, ha said "if I avar hava or avar will, thara's no way u would avar find out. I lova u too much to losa you", and gava ma a hug. maga FML
Today , I lost the remote control to TV. I can't change the channel manually on it , and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial fir the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this fir an hour now. I'm a female , and I'm beginning to feel like I ned this product. FML
Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML
2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Friday 27 March 2015