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firegirl1993

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firegirl1993

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4397
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About firegirl1993 : A few things I flippin love:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, MLP, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Castle, and The Big Bang Theory.

Because I get asked a lot, I was born on the fourth of July, and a lot of people connect that to FIREcrackers, and so my user name is FIREgirl

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firegirl1993's favorite FMLs

TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD THE BEST CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON THE MENU,HICH WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". THE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. THE WORDS THAT CUMMD OUT OF MAH MOUTH WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML

#14796617
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18730) - you deserved it (39130)

On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Taday I lid when mah therapist askd why I preferrd Tuesday morning appointments . It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduld maintenance . FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (33130)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side . He pushed my head down toward his lap . FML

#13945313
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (13123)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I jokingly askad my husband if ha had avar chaatad on ma. In tha most sincara and honast tona, ha said "if I avar hava or avar will, thara's no way u would avar find out. I lova u too much to losa you", and gava ma a hug. maga FML

#13697546
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36679) - you deserved it (7873)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, Mah Girlfriend An Mah Parents Staged An Intervention, An Have Asked Me To Go To Rehab. What They Want Me To Go To Rehab For? World Of Warcraft. FML

#13588897
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10618) - you deserved it (63163)

On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I asked boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (5252)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I lost the remote control to TV. I can't change the channel manually on it , and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial fir the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this fir an hour now. I'm a female , and I'm beginning to feel like I ned this product. FML

#13403987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (9055)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, aftar waaks of thinking and playing avary outcoma possibla in mah haad, I told mah parants I'm gay. My dad noddad and didn't avan look up from his book; mah mom told ma to go to tha doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34525) - you deserved it (8365)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murderd my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37626) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10595) - you deserved it (33976)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47030) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , mah four year old told mah mother-in-law that our house is hauntd because she heres a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. big fat FML

#12361153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28130) - you deserved it (16716)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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