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  • Town/Country : Wesley Chapel, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 October 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27419) - you deserved it (15072)

On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (7633)

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