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fireball941
  • Town/Country : atl, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About fireball941 : im black haha thats about it

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Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (2657)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31984) - you deserved it (4365)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9024) - you deserved it (35779)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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