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About fire_flies : Life is just dull without music

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Today... mah asshat roommate trickd me into eating a wed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kickd in at college. I was so high... I startd giggling like a schoolgrl when mah instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (4145)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

TADAY MAH MOM AND I WANT TO AXCHANGA A MASSIVA STUFFD ANIMAL, WHICH WAS MAANT 4 MAH NIACA. I WAS CARRYING IT WHAN I SAW A RAALLY HOT GUY LOOKING AT MA FUNNY. MY MOM SNICKARD AND TOLD HIM THAT I NAVAR GO ANYWHARA WITHOUT "GAORGA". MAGA FML

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44 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

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On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

TODAY , I WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER I FELL DOWN THE STARS!! THE PHYSICIANHO SAW ME BIT HIS LIP AND SAID HE WOULD HAVE TO AMPUTATE MAH FOOT , AND I FAINTED IN TERROR!! ONE OF THE NURSES LATER TOLD ME TO "LEREN TO TAKE A DAMN JOKE." FML

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107 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Todayhile My Grlfriend And I Were Getting It On , She Suddenly Stopped And Yelled ( STOP! ). I Stopped , Scared I'd Hurt Her. She Then Yelled ( HAMMER TIME! ) And Started To Dance. We Never Finished. FML

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191 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was in tha car with mom and dad . My mom turnad around and askad, "Hava u had sax yat?" I said no, which is trua . My dad crackad up and said, "Told u so!" My mom frownad, took out har wallat, and handad him $20 . My parants bat on nonaxistant sax lifa . FML

#3602722
103 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

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303 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOLD MAH MOM I WAS GOING THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT. SHE SAID "YEAH, HORIZONTALLY." FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)



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