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fire_flies

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  • Number of visits : 131
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About fire_flies : Life is just dull without music

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fire_flies's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39902) - you deserved it (5622)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (6149)

On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)



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