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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2668
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

#145421
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17799) - you deserved it (50100)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

#142506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97092) - you deserved it (3698)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
964 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73442) - you deserved it (427911)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77087) - you deserved it (19027)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML

#137765
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44845) - you deserved it (5225)

On 02/25/2009 at 9:23pm - misc - by Jello (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

#137064
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65238) - you deserved it (8478)

On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60156) - you deserved it (5013)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

#125777
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19361) - you deserved it (60892)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)



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