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  • Town/Country : Eugene, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 863
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About fionabean : My dog is rad

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Visits<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:00pm<b>Xaian1</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 10:20am<b>nhatt</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 4:04pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 6:08am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 3:06am<b>apineapple</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:10pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 4:41am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 12:46pm<b>cpmagma</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 10:10am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:04am<b>mickey2015</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 12:15am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:28am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:24am<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 10:52am<b>Mar2171</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 10:39am<b>Cherhorowitz</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 8:58am<b>minutepoet</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 2:34am

Fucked!<b>apineapple</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 4:02am<b>nhatt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 5:07am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:31pm<b>cpmagma</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:59am<b>tranced_</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:52pm<b>Mar2171</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:39pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 5:58pm<b>kittykittyrun</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 4:06pm<b>brkopplin</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 8:36pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:35am

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fionabean's favorite FMLs

Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML

#21470076
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41214) - you deserved it (1824)

On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

#21279967
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31945) - you deserved it (3867)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:12pm - health - by catt - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

#21279635
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/17/2014 at 4:14am - love - by axewoman -

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27897) - you deserved it (56136)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46741) - you deserved it (29815)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

#21197738
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44099) - you deserved it (18436)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

#21146270
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58062) - you deserved it (5135)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41531) - you deserved it (3390)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

#21094283
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (3506)

On 03/23/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49722) - you deserved it (9143)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

#21084790
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45362) - you deserved it (5181)

On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

#21059009
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34298) - you deserved it (51377)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

#21058991
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (18431)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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