About finnthehuman13 : I love to listen to my music and draw. I am on FML as often as I can, only on my phone. :)
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Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
by Danielle / 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by esoog / 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
by Angela / 02/26/2011 at 8:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 3:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I learned that when someone says "I know what you did" it's better not to confess right away, because sometimes they could be talking about leaving the computer on all night, and not talking about giving the family dog away and telling everyone it ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 9:13am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML
by far23 / 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
by Jon / 07/07/2009 at 2:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by WhitneyHouston / 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by vballqt201 / 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
by mrWrong / 03/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
by IntimidatorStag / 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML
by Tara / 10/31/2008 at 3:06am / Sweden (Blekinge Lan) / Kids
- Today, my little sister and I were messing around (she is 6), I went outside to grab something and… Today, I got an extremely sensitive pimple right below my nose. Today also seems to be the day that… Today, I found out my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook relationship status. We live together.