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About finnthehuman13 : I love to listen to my music and draw. I am on FML as often as I can, only on my phone. :)

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yesterday I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out... I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him... he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

#20531724
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I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (4464)

On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (1529)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Spotted A Girl I Have A Crush On While Grocery Shopping. Before I Could Go Over An Say Hi, I Noticed Her Walk Over An Stroke A Few Kitchen Knives Through Plastic Wrapping. Then I Spotted Her In The Dog Food Section Sniffing Rawhide Bones With Her Eyes Closed, Looking Very Happy. FML

#20165046
142 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I decided not wear makeup 4 te first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punced in te face. FML

#19795334
176 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month . I had to stop at a word I did not recognise . Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it . I had mah finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper . FML

#19637178
148 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a ( mutual decision ), and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
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Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I'm So Broke That When I Got Out Of The Shower , I Had To Slowly Dry Myself Off With A ShamWow Sample I Received In The Mail. FML

#18871908
169 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought mah date home to meet mah parents!! We walked in the front door to fine mah drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle!! FML

#17711935
146 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today , mah beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that mah dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically , KFC. FML

#17538600
178 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today , my usband , wo is in te Navy , ad a couple of is sailor friends over to ang out. Te stereotype about tere swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying ( Fuck. ) FML

#17224016
116 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Taday I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrestd on Cops.

#16616782
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45778) - you deserved it (3742)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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