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Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

#10962269
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (14299)

On 06/04/2010 at 5:38am - love - by badsinger (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

#10935757
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30690) - you deserved it (5120)

On 06/03/2010 at 12:47am - love - by sincerely - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

#10903172
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29796) - you deserved it (4482)

On 06/01/2010 at 5:49am - love - by staciedee - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56473) - you deserved it (3534)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

#10750179
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24686) - you deserved it (3983)

On 05/25/2010 at 2:54am - love - by Ouchhh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

#10705425
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34182) - you deserved it (6699)

On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33304) - you deserved it (14584)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

#10666872
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18485) - you deserved it (32480)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML

#10661591
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25003) - you deserved it (3530)

On 05/21/2010 at 12:40am - love - by humanalarmclock (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

#10578694
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (3430)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32772) - you deserved it (6322)

On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

#10541725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25806) - you deserved it (15903)

On 05/15/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Teaching26 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

#10448158
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (7255)

On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42663) - you deserved it (6714)

On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43703) - you deserved it (2051)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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