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Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19860) - you deserved it (2666)

On 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm - kids - by Monroe - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23581) - you deserved it (4286)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

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On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (40117) - you deserved it (2426)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

#16779539 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (3192)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

#16778449 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (23143) - you deserved it (2083)

On 06/21/2011 at 8:25am - love - by nasty_ex - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (2233)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (3160)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (2523)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

#16765667 (326)

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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the dentist to get a filling. Instead of giving me Novocaine, my dentist decided he was going to use a special new paste on me while he drilled. It didn't work. FML

#16764992 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (25818) - you deserved it (1981)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:21pm - health - by StupidDentist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

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On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (12650) - you deserved it (2435)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20333) - you deserved it (2496)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)



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