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by CarouselHeart / 05/18/2016 at 4:09pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Health
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
by Anon / 04/14/2016 at 6:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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