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About finalfantasyftw : Hi I have a real name but my internet name is Drach :) I'm a funny smart person with no social skills whatso ever. I'm a geeky jock I love science, world of warcraft , wrestling and tennis. oh can't forget skydiving! I do have a kik and like meeting new people. if you wanna chat send me a message :)
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015