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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48597
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About fillmyheart028 : www.myspace.com/fudgemonkeys28

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fillmyheart028's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (48354)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52880) - you deserved it (5944)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45670) - you deserved it (8117)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

#34306
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (8375)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by yerface - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

#21094
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46682) - you deserved it (11754)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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