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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 48306
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was mah mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see mah dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now mah dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML

#4371069
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (6345)

On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I queud up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am... I fell asleep during film and missd thehole thing. real FML

#3549389
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17802) - you deserved it (57660)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123613) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2DAY I WAS WALKING BACK TO MAH HOME IN THE CITY IN THE DARK. I'M PARANOID, SO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT BEHIND ME I CLUTCHD MAH MACE. THE FASTER I WALKD, THE CLOSER THE PERSON SEEMD TO BE. I SPUN AROUND AND SPRAYD MAH ATTACKER WITH MACE. IT WAS MAH SHADOW AND THE WIND BLEW THE MACE BACK INTO EYES. FML

#1026397
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (81651)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML

#993932
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60947) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was visiting grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 an after about 30 minute I explaind to her ( I'm going to looool have to leave, it's just too hot in here ). She replid: ( You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell. ) I laughd. She didn't. FML

#993932
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60947) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, we sparrd fir Tae Kwon Do. I forgot cup, but I didn't think anyone suckd enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain fir 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she suckd enough to do it again. She did. FML

#763376
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60050) - you deserved it (28900)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (248360) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in mah parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into mah parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on mah parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp fir air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111322) - you deserved it (11759)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I found out that my boyfriend owns an weres more thongs than I do . FML

#129411
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53537) - you deserved it (5986)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123321) - you deserved it (22278)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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