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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46401) - you deserved it (6407)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML



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