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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake… Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and… Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven…