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About ffffffffck : ew.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Friday 19 September 2014