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by BedazzledAlpaca / 12/08/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
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