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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4939
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML


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On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML


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On 02/01/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML


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On 07/29/2015 at 10:34pm - intimacy - by RuasaLove - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 9:17pm - kids - by diapersplease (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML


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On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to bring my 92-year-old neighbor some cake we had just made. When I walked in, she was wearing pants. That's it. I stared blinking in shock for a few seconds before running away, yelling, "So sorry. I brought you cake. Real tired. Gonna sleep now. Bye." FML


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On 05/12/2015 at 8:33pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 11:25am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML


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On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML


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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML


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On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML


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On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm - misc - by PO'd big bro - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML


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On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

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