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Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

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On 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm - misc - by Congrats to me - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)



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