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Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML

#21226819
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20824) - you deserved it (1360)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my best friend became my step-dad. FML

#21226798
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22250) - you deserved it (1440)

On 08/01/2014 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

#21226658
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (1763)

On 08/01/2014 at 10:37am - misc - by CrazyDad (woman) - Serbia

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

#21226442
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (2509)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:33am - money - by baconistasty27 - United States (California)

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

#21226435
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21992) - you deserved it (1516)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

#21226416
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27290) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:06am - love - by WontBeThereForYou (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

#21226277
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (2182)

On 07/31/2014 at 10:50pm - misc - by RiceSickle (man) - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

#21226147
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21611) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm - love - by Does this thought count? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

#21225823
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (2997)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

#21225778
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (4973)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (4726)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32617) - you deserved it (3353)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the city shut off our water, because they said we didn't pay the bill. Turns out, it was sitting on their desk the whole time. I guess sending someone out to turn off our water was easier than checking to see if we'd actually paid the bill. FML

#21225552
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30668) - you deserved it (1968)

On 07/31/2014 at 3:35am - money - by fedUPwithPEOPLE (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

#21225439
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31054) - you deserved it (3505)

On 07/31/2014 at 1:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML

#21225337
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (7931)

On 07/30/2014 at 11:28pm - work - by heatherfeather22 - United States (Iowa)



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