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  • Town/Country : Long Beach, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About felipe2342 : "America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind. There the politician has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society."
-Santa Claus

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Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML


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On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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