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feldco1

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1904
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About feldco1 : College student just taking it one day at a time. I love sports but football takes the top spot. I love meeting new people so don't be afraid to say hi, but I message from my phone so I might not respond right away.

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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46590) - you deserved it (3852)

On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41933) - you deserved it (5613)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60589) - you deserved it (10416)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19144) - you deserved it (51825)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

#16000411
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (7433)

On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28685) - you deserved it (4760)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

#15273802
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (7230)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

#15218324
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39069) - you deserved it (10570)

On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12565) - you deserved it (31906)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99358) - you deserved it (5418)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

#13634114
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29747) - you deserved it (6705)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35390) - you deserved it (5985)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23257) - you deserved it (4111)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (2241)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

#8031607
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21604) - you deserved it (4573)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version



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