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Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

#7541798
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

#7523992
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On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

#7518795
157 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

#7508111
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On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

#7508111
134 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

#7508111
134 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by oldschool (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

#7505237
86 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting in IHOP with my girlfriend of six months when she brought in her son of three years she had neglected to tell me about, and asked 'Does this change things?' FML

#7493189
223 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 2:26am - love - by Rodrigeuz26 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

#7460932
115 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
129 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

#7437531
66 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 2:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

#7396804
81 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

#7395726
207 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973
152 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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