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Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

#8471153
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On 02/20/2010 at 5:36am - animals - by rimjob - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

#8466183
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

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88 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

#8433331
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML

#7842580
133 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 8:57am - love - by lonestar (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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169 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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488 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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141 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)



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