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About feeshcake : hi, I'm Felicia c: I just like to read fmls, laugh at them and be happy that my life isn't as shitty as someone else's :)

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Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23248) - you deserved it (3835)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21821) - you deserved it (1778)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20889) - you deserved it (2214)

On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
76 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
111 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
59 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27721) - you deserved it (1847)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

#21383103
47 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 5:30pm - misc - by Pukey - United States

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
114 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

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On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

#21382179
69 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36968) - you deserved it (3097)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

#21381725
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28010) - you deserved it (3892)

On 03/26/2015 at 4:35am - kids - by sexybelly - Australia (New South Wales)



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