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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1937
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About feeshcake : hi, I'm Felicia c: I just like to read fmls, laugh at them and be happy that my life isn't as shitty as someone else's :) follow me on instagram if you'd like, @__explosions__

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Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16287) - you deserved it (4861)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

#21223271
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21735) - you deserved it (5720)

On 07/28/2014 at 4:47pm - work - by dorrisdoes - New Zealand

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, I almost passed out choking in front of my friends, because I was laughing too hard at my own pathetic joke while eating. FML

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

#21222459
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31265) - you deserved it (2691)

On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
106 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

#21221426
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (2641)

On 07/26/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

#21221361
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (4787)

On 07/26/2014 at 6:09pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38283) - you deserved it (7346)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

#21220246
95 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

#21219985
86 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

#21219507
225 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

#21219482
75 comments

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On 07/24/2014 at 4:51pm - love - by I don't condome that, babe (woman) - United States (Florida)



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