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Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
193 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML

#20054504
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On 09/02/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

#20038541
157 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, I woke up to an angry text from my roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about. FML

#20038307
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On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

#20003981
135 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
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On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
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On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

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214 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

#15607773
131 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 5:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081
253 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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193 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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