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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3198
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fedora11 : I am 49% sweetheart and 51% bitch. Don't push me.
Also, if I find any misspellings or grammatical errors in FML's I will correct it or just report it. Don't like that? Then learn to spell and take grammar lessons.

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Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

#18271256
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22602) - you deserved it (2039)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (7979)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (2683)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (3326)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29757) - you deserved it (6801)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9106) - you deserved it (112122)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14677) - you deserved it (31341)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25888) - you deserved it (3979)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30481) - you deserved it (16827)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (45440)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34008) - you deserved it (9016)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (3436)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

#18135493
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30200) - you deserved it (12494)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33311) - you deserved it (15272)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

#18117452
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (2304)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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