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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3337
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About fedora11 : I am 49% sweetheart and 51% bitch. Don't push me.
Also, if I find any misspellings or grammatical errors in FML's I will correct it or just report it. Don't like that? Then learn to spell and take grammar lessons.

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Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43986) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (2915)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22549) - you deserved it (2647)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (16638)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32658) - you deserved it (8034)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8805) - you deserved it (32807)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (24818)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25469) - you deserved it (6491)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (2664)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (2664)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (2132)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (45747)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29567) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51482) - you deserved it (8126)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (2213)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States



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