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Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5259) - you deserved it (13976)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30131) - you deserved it (4183)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to give an immunization (I work in paediatrics) to a "special" 13 year old I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When all was over I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out he wasn't a "special" child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (2193)

On 08/27/2010 at 2:49am - work - by atetoeate (woman) - United States (Washington)



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