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by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
by burned_away / 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML
by scaredshitless / 08/07/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Kimberly / 07/25/2009 at 5:55am / United States (California) / Kids
by joedoe / 07/18/2009 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML
by gallstones / 07/09/2009 at 3:02am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I am claustrophobic and I freaked out and and started shouting for help. A 6 year old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML
by ToiletTony / 06/18/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they actually called up. FML
by Jessey / 06/18/2009 at 9:05am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
by anonymous1 / 06/13/2009 at 8:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
by mcullen21 / 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by IronMonkey / 06/09/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
by Shelly / 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by lm / 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/11/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving… Today, I decided to go out for pizza before I fly home for the summer. The second I finished doing…