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by emilygreeny / 06/18/2010 at 1:42am / United States / Health
by Annakins / 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
by Parental / 01/22/2010 at 12:08am / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by krisx3ftw / 01/11/2010 at 8:25am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Doomy / 01/07/2010 at 9:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by notcool / 12/15/2009 at 4:49pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/08/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
by Manstobe92 / 11/16/2009 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
by notgreg / 11/10/2009 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
by HungryGirl / 10/24/2009 at 10:45am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2009 at 12:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
by badatgenders / 10/03/2009 at 6:49pm / Norway (Nord-Trondelag) / Love
by ripfluffy / 09/28/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous